Certain style& trends were tolerated only for a short period . Stuff like jerseys , low rise timbs , all white ups . Some people just don't know how to let go . Here , LET ME HELP YOU
PAUSE . ITS OUT !
COLORED SKINNY JEANS .
Unless you sniff coke , jerk & wear beauty supply store jewelry I don't wanna see you in these jeans . Are you trying to seduce a box of crayons ? Maybe you would've gotten away with colored jeans 3-4 years ago but , that's over now . Donate those jeans .
PLAY
REGULAR BLUE DENIM/BLACK JEANS .
You can't go wrong with blue or black jeans. If you wanna go colored , get a dark olive green or burgandy . Those colors are so dark that it won't disturb anybody's vision .
PAUSE O_O OUT !
New Balance sneakers
*For the record* it was NEVER okay to wear these . They look like rolly sketchers .
Can y'all just stop ? Sh*t .
PLAY
OG Jordans .
All I really know about OG's is they're the original version of jordans that are retro'd & get stupid material put in it like suede . & They cost more because they're authentic . Let Fj tell school everybody to the rest of this info cus I don't know much on it . I just know that they're AWESOME .
PAUSE . *kicks it* OUT !
Studded & bejeweled belts
Max B is the only one who can get away with still wearing belts w. Seizures on it .
PLAY
Stud Earrings
Put on a scarf or something . Around your neck , over your bag , make it a belt . Get creative & just don't let it hang out of your back pocket .
I'm not tryna convert the whole world into preppy people but , you must admit this looks much better . Think about how quick a cop would stop you if your wearing red jeans , white ups , a gang flag & a xxl tee ?
G'head , switch ya style up .
PAUSE . ITS OUT !
COLORED SKINNY JEANS .
Unless you sniff coke , jerk & wear beauty supply store jewelry I don't wanna see you in these jeans . Are you trying to seduce a box of crayons ? Maybe you would've gotten away with colored jeans 3-4 years ago but , that's over now . Donate those jeans .
PLAY
REGULAR BLUE DENIM/BLACK JEANS .
You can't go wrong with blue or black jeans. If you wanna go colored , get a dark olive green or burgandy . Those colors are so dark that it won't disturb anybody's vision .PAUSE O_O OUT !
New Balance sneakers
*For the record* it was NEVER okay to wear these . They look like rolly sketchers .
Can y'all just stop ? Sh*t .
PLAY
OG Jordans .
All I really know about OG's is they're the original version of jordans that are retro'd & get stupid material put in it like suede . & They cost more because they're authentic . Let Fj tell school everybody to the rest of this info cus I don't know much on it . I just know that they're AWESOME .
PAUSE . *kicks it* OUT !
Studded & bejeweled belts
Max B is the only one who can get away with still wearing belts w. Seizures on it .
PLAY
Stud Earrings
You can't go wrong .
PAUSE . OUT OUT IDC OUT
White Ups
You must be really ghetto with no other footwear option . Why are people still wearing all white ups ?! I haven't owned a pair of these since 6th grade , that's when I was a thug though . So "it completes every outfit :(" I don't wanna hear that . Everytime I see somebody in a pair I wonder how many times a day they lick their thumb and bend down to clean the front . These are ghetto & annoying . Stop it !
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Sperry's
Simple &still can complete your outfits . Same price as white ups so , shut up . Plus sperry's look way better .
PAUSE -__- GTFOH
Gang Flags
N*gga no one cares about your 'blessed' beauty supply store flag ! Your not scary >:O All of the real scary gang members are dead and locked up . Writing your sets name on your twitcon & acting as if certaint buttons on your keyboards don't exit isn't scary . Shoutouts to the hoodrats in gangs though , I bet y'all wear white ups and aeropostale . These are the same girls that wear headties and sweats outside in the middle of the day and say they'll get you jumped for tryna twitpic their stank ass . Your doomed .
PLAY
Real Accessories
PAUSE . OUT OUT IDC OUT
White Ups
You must be really ghetto with no other footwear option . Why are people still wearing all white ups ?! I haven't owned a pair of these since 6th grade , that's when I was a thug though . So "it completes every outfit :(" I don't wanna hear that . Everytime I see somebody in a pair I wonder how many times a day they lick their thumb and bend down to clean the front . These are ghetto & annoying . Stop it !
PLAY
Sperry's
Simple &still can complete your outfits . Same price as white ups so , shut up . Plus sperry's look way better .
PAUSE -__- GTFOH
Gang Flags
N*gga no one cares about your 'blessed' beauty supply store flag ! Your not scary >:O All of the real scary gang members are dead and locked up . Writing your sets name on your twitcon & acting as if certaint buttons on your keyboards don't exit isn't scary . Shoutouts to the hoodrats in gangs though , I bet y'all wear white ups and aeropostale . These are the same girls that wear headties and sweats outside in the middle of the day and say they'll get you jumped for tryna twitpic their stank ass . Your doomed .
PLAY
Real Accessories
Put on a scarf or something . Around your neck , over your bag , make it a belt . Get creative & just don't let it hang out of your back pocket .
I'm not tryna convert the whole world into preppy people but , you must admit this looks much better . Think about how quick a cop would stop you if your wearing red jeans , white ups , a gang flag & a xxl tee ?
G'head , switch ya style up .
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