A lot of people don't talk about ' friends ' because they feel as if its gonna create an awkward or bad vibe . But , I don't care !
First of all , I can count on 1 hand the people I call my friends & I feel antsy about every single person .
If the persons not too inconsistent , they're sneaky, or too much of a clone off of me[ -___- ] , they're too naive or they're BROKE .
Inconsistent friends I feel indifferent towards . There's 1 person like this that I call my friend . Only because , even though our contact is only here and there because of our lives , when we get together we don't even remember we were apart . We pick up where we left off last time &go with the flow . This friendship is special to me because , there was never tension or fakness or jealousy - were real friends .
Sneaky bitches
If you know your a sneaky bitch & I'm around you a lot , you most likely know I know aboout you . I only keep you around because your of a convenience here&there .
I don't trust you though . Cus I don't know you nor what your capacble of . So stop always being in my face . YOUR'RE ANNOYING . & stop smiling so much , that's annoying too .
Clones .
Why do girls study and copy me ? Its the little things . Like using my words , copying my laugh , my dumb ass sound effects & even the way I scoff . This gets me so pissed because those little details are what makes me ME . So whyyy are you copying me ? You must be unpleased with yourself so you go around picking up other people's traits to try to complete yourself . Sounds personal . I don't care , I can never be your friend !
Broke people . Damnit , I can't . Its one thing if your someone who just doesn't have it , I'm not that big of a jerk - I understand . But if you don't have it like that WHY always be around me if you don't have anything in common with me ? Spending money is something I do everyday , like everybody does . Why come on shopping trips with me if your gonna watch me buy stuff and give me side eyes ? Why would you come moneyless during a shopping session and make snide remarks on something me or someone else is buying ? You empty handed broke bitch SHUT UP !
I'm not saying you HAVE to have money to go shopping with your friend , just go with a positive mind that you wanna help your friend not buy anything fugly . Don't go to be down and give her looks and be miserable . " If you ain't go no money , take yo broke ass home! " .
Not to mention , I like saying " I want ________ , can we go out to eat ? " or " I'm in the mood for icecream , let's go to coldstone". You should be walletly abled ( pow new word ) to go with the flow of things ! You want ice cream ? Okay let me get dressed & we'll go . Do you guys understand ? I hope so ... cus its annoying when I wanna go or do something and everyones turning their pockets inside out . I can be your friend if you don't have it cus I'm a free handed person . When I have it I give , its no needto squeeze onto your money forever . If your my friend , I'll give to you without thinking twice .
**see post above this** but if your a SNEAKY BITCH I'm not giving you anyyything . Go pick-pocket or something , put your sneakyness to use .
What really gets me is when people try to COVER THEIR TRUE COLORS . If your gonna be sneaky , give me a heads up ! Don't lie to me and tap dance around it , cus then when I call people out they get nervous or mad at me . I don't know whyy some girls think they could under mind me and come as a sheep in wolf clothes and I won't know .
Look , I always know . I sometimes say something , and sometimes I let it be because I wanna see you make a fool outta yourself . I'm very wise and I hate when people who aren't genuine come around me . WHO THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL ?
Then they get mad and call me mean . I'm not mean at all .... see , if everyone spoke their minds like I did and was 'real' , you'd be in the exact situation like me . Nothing more nothing less .
1 ) You'd have a limited amout of friends because you'll see right through people and want nothing to do with them .
2 ) Some people would think your paranoid but , in actuallity your being cautious
3 ) The stuff you say would offend a lot of people . The people offended tho , are guilty so who cares .
FYI - I don't call all females bitches . Only those that fit the description , wiLd animals smh .
" All my girlies are bad & I don't compete with them we teach and help eachother !!!! " - RELAX & TAKE NOTES .
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