life. -FJ

i had NOTHING to write about =\ , so i thought of the first thing that came to my head.

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FACEBOOOK.

so i was like i REALLY dont have nothing to say about faceboook . . . . . that a little read mark popped up on my screen saying i gotta New Request or what ever.... i look and it my mother

O_O whhhhhaaaaaaat ?!? when did she learn how to operate a keyboard betta yet a mouse -_-

what are we gonna talk about on faceboook about on facebook

*pop up message sound*

MOM:hey daughter

ME: yes mommy

MOM: you think you could kindly bring me a vita malt out the fridge

ME: mommy -_- seriously

ME: -__________________-

ME: -______- cmonson

MOM: what is a -_- are you cursing me out ; you musse tink me ah one of you likkle friends cmonson .

MOM: get off de computer

-_______________- see whats gonna happen imma write something like "starving they not feeding me " on my wall and less than 36 second later i get a notification that she commented on it going " you could go down to foster home let dem put in a counter cabinet to sleep you like put people business out dea eh !"

lmfao sorry that was funny

all my innocent picture would prolly be taken down because she swear someone gonna take off my face and put it on a naked body and send it to every party flyer in Brooklyn -___-

it never fail it never fail it never fail it never faaaaaaails *fades out*

*wakes up* DAMN! she really requested me!

Atlantic Mall *sigh* -dj

the new hang out spot , i guess o_O

Atlantic Mall is the new 'spot' where teenagers go to hang out & be 'mixy' . yayyy ^_^

see , i don't mind . if people wanna go see their friends and get shifted from one side of Atlantic to the other by mall cops then , let 'em !

The thing with the world tho is , its small . The people with a few hundread or so followers on twitter or atleast the mixxy people on their timeline always run into their followers in Atlantic . I've ran into a few people and may i say a ratio of 1:5 people actually look like their picture -____________-

Anywho ... let's get to the important stuff - clothes . These outfits ? SOOO predictable . Leggings , uggs [ mind you , were in May ] rugby , dirty polo hats , converse [ look what you did Fab >:O ] aeropostale school bags lol . I just find it hilarious how a person can uplift themselves so much on twitter but , be basic to the umpteenth degree when you see them away from the keyboard . Look I'm not watching anybody but, you people walk around the small space in circles over and over and over again so these are the clothing items that stuck out to me . If you wanna wear it , go ahead . DO me a favor tho & switch ya style up . Don't understand ? I'll be glad to help =)

RUGBY

To get all technical , Rugby is the 2nd most popular sport after football . Played with the same ball ? Yes . Sexy men ? Yes .

Now , its also a brand and type of clothing . Its been around for a while but its really hitting mainstream now

If people i found myself sadly surrounded by wore Rugby like this , I wouldn't mind ! Too bad the people i know wear it the complete opposite . They'll go to the Rugby store .. buy 1 shirt , then BAM ! they're fly !

-_________________-

suggestion* why not buy a cardigan and a button up .. pair it with a pair of distressed jeans and some sperry's ? then maybe i'd be able to tell you people apart smh

CONVERSE

^^ These are the Lupe Fiasco chucks . I only know 1 owner of the red bottomed beauties tho . Alright but I've been wearing converse since 6th grade, what the hell happened ? When i was wearing them I would let em lean , put fat laces in em , wear them in the rain snow etc. Now , people wear them to complete an outfit perfectly . I don't resent it at all . I like the way it looks . Why now though ? This shoe has been around for so long now you people decide wanna wear them to the ground . Is this because of Fab ? Smt , that guy needs to stop making y'all wear and tear every brand to shreds .

AEROPOSTALE

makes me itch and brings out my anger problems . I wanna kick everybody who wears this in the face . NEXT

JUICY COUTURE STARTER NECKLACES & BRACELETS

Cute but , NOT real gold . so you can't wear it EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME ! do you see the discoloration ? just looking at your neck makes me feel paranoid & itchy .

suggestion * if you love the thing that much , get it dipped in gold - its not expensive .

another suggestion ** if you REALLY love it , buy a charm for it . that heart looks like its getting lonely o_O

POLO HATS

Are 30$ . your not stunting on anybody . if its raining okay . if your having a bad hair day ? okay . ony our way to the hair dresser ? okay . ALRIIIIGHT , YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF NOW . the sweat forming at the flap on the inside of the hat on your forehead is gonna make you break out . Don't wear that to Atlantic Mall and twitpic yourself standing empty handed infront of Starbucks . Stupid .

suggestion * invest into an expensive durable weave or comb your hair . if your a dude ? smt bbc sells hats y'know

LEGGINGS

If your wearing these and its hot outside , your pussy stinks .

If your wearing these . Alright , you might not have a hygiene problem CONGRATULATIONS . Don't get happy too fast tho , your still basic :( I mean okay if you feel liek busting them out one day go ahead but , this is not an everyday outfit nor a dress to impress . your sure as hell not impressing me -_______-

suggestion * buy some pants .

UGGS

Its hot outside , you've been wearing those uggs since Early december . Your disgusting and your mothers a failure .

suggestion * havaiana flip flops . cute & good quality ^_^

see , if you spot a girl in Atlantic with dreads on an occasion don't see me as stuck up . I'm really friendly actually ... I'm just very opinionated . Frankly , you people anger me . Walk up to me and say hi and ask a question if you have to . For the record , i don't see myself as "flee" . I know how to dress tho & that's a fact . So don't try to challenge me or anything , it'll be a big chance i have an iced beverage in my hand and putting it down will take too much work ...

EAST SIIIIIIIIIDE .

f twitter -dj

when i first heard of twitter i laughed and called it a "legal stalking site" . sooner or later , i made one and got sucked in . yea okay whatever . this happens with EVERY social network i.e myspace , sconex , bebo , facebook . but , with twitter ? it was/is treated like the freakin' anti christ . What a lot of people don't understand is that this is a faze . yeah , you meet some cool people and have some good laughs off of it but , THIS IS NOT YOUR LIFE ! if its your only social life , tho ? then maybe your ugly .

i don't wanna ramble , i wanna rant !

ready ?

aim ..

FIREEEEEEEEEEEE

1. asking somebody who just followed you " weaa do u kno me 4rm ? " . NO ! 1 where did you learn to fucking speak ? 2 twitter is a networking site , if you wanna get followed and follow back people you KNOW - get a facebook !
2. shouting out your new followers and putting the number there - WEEEE DON'T CAREEEE
3. updating everything i.e 1. just got home , had a long day ughhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. taking off my shoes . bending down to do this right now is so hard cus i had such a long day , blahhhh !!!!!!!! 3. got the right shoe off . 1 down , 1 more to go ! 4. UGHHHHHHHHHH ! taking off my shoes made me even more tired. 5. going in the shower w i n k 6. woah , its wet in here ! 7. should've put my towel on the heater before i went it ... ughh BURRRRRRRR . ---- yo , UNLESS YOUR GONNA TWITPIC YOUR BEFORE AND AFTER NAKED SHOWER PICTURES WE DON'T CARE SHUT THE FUCK UP
4. having a bra on in your icon seriously ? are you gonna flash us a nipple ? oh , your not ? so we don't wanna see your cheap ass bra on display for the public ! put on some damn clothes . is it worth it , looking like a bittie for a follower or 2 ? CONGRATULATIONS HOE .
5. putting your birthday in your @ name you must really want twitter attention put on the day your basic ass was born. do this and i won't tell you happy birthday on PURPOSE
6. going off every time somebody unfollows you -____- get friends in real life . the fuck .
7. following then unfollowing people this if different from #6 . if gaining a high number of followers by being deceptive gives you a sense of personal accomplishment , cut yourself .
8. arguing with someone on twitter then saying something like " get your followers up " -________- i am the lady i was before twitter and i will be the same lady after . therefore , the number of followers i have compared to yours won't matter when i see you in the street .. take off my cardigan and beat your ass .
9. paying for twitter apps on your phone your social life must be in critical condition if you even pay a DOLLAR for twitter . you must be ugly with like 7 computers and a lot of spear time . if its that serious , go mobile . what can possess you to take money out of your pocket for twitter ? bye .
10. twitter faking the funk if people you know in real life are following you , why ? even if your twitter doesn't have people you personally know on it ... WHY ?! who are you tryna impress ? the nerd behind the other account who's tryna master html ?! you need to go to church , temple , mass w.e . FIND YOURSELF ! your obviously confused and trying to live out the life you wish you had via twitter and its sad .
11. buying followers i guess that answers the question " is you trickin' or what ? " .
12. asking me where do i know " @blahblah " from i know them from the same place i know you nosey ass from , TWITTER ! so mind your fucking business . i never answer that dumb ass question , kmt . unless your having sexual intercourse with that person - the simple fact that we were mentioned in the same tweet in none of your bum-b-klat-business .

" @deeeelasoul

Just because you haven't tweeted in a while doesn't mean you're dying, it means you're living. "

i get angry

lmfao thsi picture made me laugh!

BUT THATS NOT THE POINT NIGGA . I have a anger problem . . . . . its not a PUBLIC anger problem . but ill kill you .. in your sleep ..... with .. thats another story . BUT! YEAH! heres my list of

What makes FJ angered!!!! -_o

The " i-can-fitt'ers"

Why when im on the train you gonna you and obese ass going to try and squeeze in a 2cm spot on the train ... HUH?!? . you thought that slim fast you were drinking worked over the last 24 hours!!! NO now you gonna stand up cause now imma put my leg on the chair so you and the children you got hiding under your rolls cant sit here! & PLUS! i heard when you stand up you lose weight .

Thank Me Later

The "i wanna touch you because my mother never told me keep my hands to myself'ers"

But why must you insist you have to touch me EVERYTIME you see me? no you could wave hi , if i have i my glasses on ill wave back . IF NOT dont touch me nigger if i wanted to be touched i would said " yo ( insert name here ) can you please touch my arm? " if i dont ask then dont touch DONT TOUCH and dont think i forgot about you stupid dumb grizzy faced ass holes on the MTA trains touching me so you " can let people pass" NO YOUR DIRTY DONT TOUCH ME i aint pack enough hand sanitizer so you could touch me on the train *points to the right * GO THAT WAY FAGGIT!

Thee people who wear AEROPOSTALE

Why'd you even waste your 2 dollars (literally) and buy that sweater ; you could of bought a hot dog and a soda with that .. some thing to better your life !?! now look at you looking at me with your cheap AEROPOSTALE sweater that everyone got ... you just so sad =[ *long sigh * i dont wanna talk about this anymore.

Bi-Polar Weaves

So why dont you tell me again why your weave is two different colors? ..... oh ! nicki.-_- you brainwashed teenagers ! you think having green pink orange blue yellow , and purple in your milky way weave is cute ? no ; you look like you just lost a dance hall queen contest in Nigeria.

-_-

UGGS/Polo boots in the summer time

whyyyyyyyyyyy WHYYYYYY! you damn ass hole you feet feel like you was exercising with precious . -__- and polo boots. . . . what happen you finally save your 5 dollors a week to buy them polo boots in the summer !! to wear them with shorts in 90 degree weather . . why dont you just throw on your north face to? Looking like a polar bear in the sahara dessert you dumb hoe.

People who walk slow in front of you

uh nah . look aunt Jemima park your ass to the side of the road call your Acess-A-Ride and tell them you need help holding me up just trying to move your left foot.

The boyfriend STEEELER

boooo you whore! what intrigues you about a boy with a girl . The fact you like the competition . YOU CAN COMPETE WITH DEEEZ NUTS and go find your own boyfriend. go read a boook stupid. o_O

CRACKHEADS

why you gotta come on the train messing with people for ?!? you scary yo . son how you get on the train ? . smft you need to jump on the tracks just like how you jumped the turnstile. and why you gotta walk the street singing and dancing with me . if i wanted a Broadway show i would of wen to chelsea

the ATTENTION Tweeters

you know damn well you dont go around saying if i get good dick im never gonna be the same . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . whaaaaaaaat!?! imma give you the attention you want .. im going to RT your tweet and call your mom a hoe and her apple dont fall far from the tree -__-- and why do you have 50,000,000 tweets ? =\ you dont go to schoool

People who step on me

DONT DO IT .

UGLY PEOPLE

smt . buy a bag . put it over your face . SAVE THE WOOOOOOORLD

(cont) " i HAVE to stand in front the door on the train "

MOOOOOOOOVE BICTH GET OUT THE WAY! wtf kinda shit you on ! ONE your a student you dont pay for your ride you dont have right and if you arent then niggga imm hit you caus eif you hit me hit me imma faint and say my face hurt so the doctors wont know whats wrong with me and you can get sued for hitting me and giving me a mysterious illness -_-

People who are naturally loud

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO YELL ! IM RIGHT HERE! IM IN FORNT YOUR FACE! WHY YOU STILL YELLING! WHATCHU MEAN WE CANT GO TO KP ! I WANTED AN AEROPOSTALE SHIRT ! TEHY HAVING A RAM SALE !!!!! -_- dont stand next to me you cant act ill buy you some duck tape .......... wrap it around your mouth till it done for me real quik i wanna see some thing.

AIR FUSION JORDON

*FAINTS*

lol theres more but im done -_^

This blog is inspired by @KingClarkeIII

-FJ

cuffing ? -dj

For everybody who is in a relationship or wants to be in one .
Well if your cuffing for the reason and not the season - either way , your gonna need some tips.

Naiveness of a person could cloud common sense but , DON'T WORRY !

Here's a guide with tips and D.I.W.I.A.T. [ Damn I Wish I Asked That ] to having a relationship that lasts more than a life wasting month or 2

1. Unfollow him on Twitter - Sad that this website actually messes up relationships ... feels like myspace top friends all over again . save the corny junior high school dates , we don't wanna see that . Plus , you know your gonna be tempted to go on his timeline looking for stuff you really don't wanna find . Then when you find it ? Its gonna start arguments and suspicions . * a few days later * oh , i wonder who that subliminal is for ? OH , ITS FOR YOU ! see how its gonna keep coming back ? well ... yea .

If your boyfriend always promotes you on his timeline tho , yea that's better but its something about females that makes them want a committed dude more than they would if he were single. I'll get more into that a little further down ...

2. Breath Easy - If you guys are going out when its nice outside; getting hot , give him some space. Be happy he likes you enough to be with you in warm weather [ especially if your big ] . Sitting on his lap on the train , smothering him anytime any female glimpses at him , blowing up his phone when he's just playing ball - STOP IT . all your gonna do is show your insecure and annoy him at the same time. Get a hobby , busy yourself . He has separate life .

3. Find out if he's ever been Locked Up - unless you don't mind having jail polaroids on your fridge and like taking buses up to jail . If your boyfriend or dude of interest has a better interest in being state property , maybe you should second guess this :-*

4. You have exactly how many kids now ? - I personally don't have a problem if a guy has a child , especially if he takes care of the kid. There's some things not even I would tolerate tho : If he has a FEW before he's 20 , has heifers showing up with rollers in their hair while were outside tho ? can't remember all of his kid's names without having to tilt his head in confusion

Uhhh , for all of these problems I'd have to AT LEAST be the mother of one of the kids. If not , why even deal with it ? Stick around at your own choice but don't be surprised if you do become one of the baby momma's - h o l l a .

5. Did you graduate high school ? If he's 20 years old with 12 credits , run .

6. * If he passed question #5 * Can you hold a conversation with out slang ? You two can't be in the movie theater with him walking up to the booth with a tooth pic at the side of his mouth going : " * taps on the glass obnoxiously * AYO BITCH ! I KNOW YOU SEE ME STANDING HERE ! the fuck .. * throws out toothpic * TUHHHHH . yo , check it .. imma need 2 * holds up 3 fingers * this many of dem tickets dere to that movie wit dat guy dat was acting and shit and he pulls out a gat n shit then BOOOOM shit just fly everywhere then he start scrappin' with the camera man cus he ain't catch that fly ass scene , just cus he tough like that nam'tamboutttt ?! "

-______________________________- his vocabulary should be much bigger than that .

7. What do you think about me ? Steve Harvey had this in his book , its a simple question tho . Enough said .

8. How do you feel about me ? this question has nothing to do with #7 .. if he says stuff like " yeahh you coool ! we can chill . i don't mind buying a bootleg and just kickin' it indoors . eh heh .. eh heh ! " then he doesn't want a relationship with you . His answer should be genuine and not leave you still confused . You ask a question and you deserve a valid answer .

** if his answer isn't what you want , stfu Yea you deserve an answer then leave him alone .. he deserves silence o_O !

9. He does not want to get married . So , chill .

10. Save the group dates . Until your secure enough to know if you go to the bathroom , his hand won't be under the table touching your friends thigh , slow down . Females are sneaky too ! Back to #1 , some females like the committed boys . studies actually showed that women are more attracted to men in relationships . Something about taking someone else's man makes them feel better about themselves .... * looks around * its more like a fuck &get-right-back situation but , w.e . those hoes love it .

11. Make sure his door has locks . I'm just sayin' !