when i first heard of twitter i laughed and called it a "legal stalking site" . sooner or later , i made one and got sucked in . yea okay whatever . this happens with EVERY social network i.e myspace , sconex , bebo , facebook . but , with twitter ? it was/is treated like the freakin' anti christ . What a lot of people don't understand is that this is a faze . yeah , you meet some cool people and have some good laughs off of it but , THIS IS NOT YOUR LIFE ! if its your only social life , tho ? then maybe your ugly .
i don't wanna ramble , i wanna rant !
ready ?
aim ..
FIREEEEEEEEEEEE
- asking somebody who just followed you " weaa do u kno me 4rm ? " . NO ! 1 where did you learn to fucking speak ? 2 twitter is a networking site , if you wanna get followed and follow back people you KNOW - get a facebook !
- shouting out your new followers and putting the number there - WEEEE DON'T CAREEEE
- updating everything i.e 1. just got home , had a long day ughhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. taking off my shoes . bending down to do this right now is so hard cus i had such a long day , blahhhh !!!!!!!! 3. got the right shoe off . 1 down , 1 more to go ! 4. UGHHHHHHHHHH ! taking off my shoes made me even more tired. 5. going in the shower w i n k 6. woah , its wet in here ! 7. should've put my towel on the heater before i went it ... ughh BURRRRRRRR . ---- yo , UNLESS YOUR GONNA TWITPIC YOUR BEFORE AND AFTER NAKED SHOWER PICTURES WE DON'T CARE SHUT THE FUCK UP
- having a bra on in your icon seriously ? are you gonna flash us a nipple ? oh , your not ? so we don't wanna see your cheap ass bra on display for the public ! put on some damn clothes . is it worth it , looking like a bittie for a follower or 2 ? CONGRATULATIONS HOE .
- putting your birthday in your @ name you must really want twitter attention put on the day your basic ass was born. do this and i won't tell you happy birthday on PURPOSE
- going off every time somebody unfollows you -____- get friends in real life . the fuck .
- following then unfollowing people this if different from #6 . if gaining a high number of followers by being deceptive gives you a sense of personal accomplishment , cut yourself .
- arguing with someone on twitter then saying something like " get your followers up " -________- i am the lady i was before twitter and i will be the same lady after . therefore , the number of followers i have compared to yours won't matter when i see you in the street .. take off my cardigan and beat your ass .
- paying for twitter apps on your phone your social life must be in critical condition if you even pay a DOLLAR for twitter . you must be ugly with like 7 computers and a lot of spear time . if its that serious , go mobile . what can possess you to take money out of your pocket for twitter ? bye .
- twitter faking the funk if people you know in real life are following you , why ? even if your twitter doesn't have people you personally know on it ... WHY ?! who are you tryna impress ? the nerd behind the other account who's tryna master html ?! you need to go to church , temple , mass w.e . FIND YOURSELF ! your obviously confused and trying to live out the life you wish you had via twitter and its sad .
- buying followers i guess that answers the question " is you trickin' or what ? " .
- asking me where do i know " @blahblah " from i know them from the same place i know you nosey ass from , TWITTER ! so mind your fucking business . i never answer that dumb ass question , kmt . unless your having sexual intercourse with that person - the simple fact that we were mentioned in the same tweet in none of your bum-b-klat-business .
" @deeeelasoul Just because you haven't tweeted in a while doesn't mean you're dying, it means you're living. "
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