cuffing ? -dj

For everybody who is in a relationship or wants to be in one .
Well if your cuffing for the reason and not the season - either way , your gonna need some tips.

Naiveness of a person could cloud common sense but , DON'T WORRY !

Here's a guide with tips and D.I.W.I.A.T. [ Damn I Wish I Asked That ] to having a relationship that lasts more than a life wasting month or 2

1. Unfollow him on Twitter - Sad that this website actually messes up relationships ... feels like myspace top friends all over again . save the corny junior high school dates , we don't wanna see that . Plus , you know your gonna be tempted to go on his timeline looking for stuff you really don't wanna find . Then when you find it ? Its gonna start arguments and suspicions . * a few days later * oh , i wonder who that subliminal is for ? OH , ITS FOR YOU ! see how its gonna keep coming back ? well ... yea .

If your boyfriend always promotes you on his timeline tho , yea that's better but its something about females that makes them want a committed dude more than they would if he were single. I'll get more into that a little further down ...

2. Breath Easy - If you guys are going out when its nice outside; getting hot , give him some space. Be happy he likes you enough to be with you in warm weather [ especially if your big ] . Sitting on his lap on the train , smothering him anytime any female glimpses at him , blowing up his phone when he's just playing ball - STOP IT . all your gonna do is show your insecure and annoy him at the same time. Get a hobby , busy yourself . He has separate life .

3. Find out if he's ever been Locked Up - unless you don't mind having jail polaroids on your fridge and like taking buses up to jail . If your boyfriend or dude of interest has a better interest in being state property , maybe you should second guess this :-*

4. You have exactly how many kids now ? - I personally don't have a problem if a guy has a child , especially if he takes care of the kid. There's some things not even I would tolerate tho : If he has a FEW before he's 20 , has heifers showing up with rollers in their hair while were outside tho ? can't remember all of his kid's names without having to tilt his head in confusion

Uhhh , for all of these problems I'd have to AT LEAST be the mother of one of the kids. If not , why even deal with it ? Stick around at your own choice but don't be surprised if you do become one of the baby momma's - h o l l a .

5. Did you graduate high school ? If he's 20 years old with 12 credits , run .

6. * If he passed question #5 * Can you hold a conversation with out slang ? You two can't be in the movie theater with him walking up to the booth with a tooth pic at the side of his mouth going : " * taps on the glass obnoxiously * AYO BITCH ! I KNOW YOU SEE ME STANDING HERE ! the fuck .. * throws out toothpic * TUHHHHH . yo , check it .. imma need 2 * holds up 3 fingers * this many of dem tickets dere to that movie wit dat guy dat was acting and shit and he pulls out a gat n shit then BOOOOM shit just fly everywhere then he start scrappin' with the camera man cus he ain't catch that fly ass scene , just cus he tough like that nam'tamboutttt ?! "

-______________________________- his vocabulary should be much bigger than that .

7. What do you think about me ? Steve Harvey had this in his book , its a simple question tho . Enough said .

8. How do you feel about me ? this question has nothing to do with #7 .. if he says stuff like " yeahh you coool ! we can chill . i don't mind buying a bootleg and just kickin' it indoors . eh heh .. eh heh ! " then he doesn't want a relationship with you . His answer should be genuine and not leave you still confused . You ask a question and you deserve a valid answer .

** if his answer isn't what you want , stfu Yea you deserve an answer then leave him alone .. he deserves silence o_O !

9. He does not want to get married . So , chill .

10. Save the group dates . Until your secure enough to know if you go to the bathroom , his hand won't be under the table touching your friends thigh , slow down . Females are sneaky too ! Back to #1 , some females like the committed boys . studies actually showed that women are more attracted to men in relationships . Something about taking someone else's man makes them feel better about themselves .... * looks around * its more like a fuck &get-right-back situation but , w.e . those hoes love it .

11. Make sure his door has locks . I'm just sayin' !