ins & outs courtesy of MOB -dj

I have a lot of shit to do so I probably won't have time to write as much as I please. Good thing i came across the MOB blog ( http://www.mobliving.com/blog/2835 ) who took it into their own hands and had my thoughts written down to a T. Its like they read my mind . And i qoute ...

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OUT: BOHO BLAH / IN: BASIC & BEAUTIFUL

You're either a "less is more" or a "more is more" kind of person in life, but I feel quite happy being the former. It makes living so much less complicated! Why go crazy with color when you can make a bolder statement in black & white? Why wear tons of costume jewelry when you can shine in silence with one dope gold ring? Why the fuck put ketchup on a steak that's perfectly okay on it's own? Get where I'm going with this? I feel like the victims of "overdoing" shit are usually those who fear they're going to miss out in life, so they always throw everything in one basket. Relax, loser! There will be other parties for you to showcase every vintage fur vest and owl necklace that you own, so take it easy. How would you even categorize homegirl on the left? Bohemian hippie mod? Regardless, she really needs to kill herself that outfit.

Ah, but Natasha Poly can do no wrong! She's totally perfecting the art of "model basics" on the right, what with her cozy off-the-shoulder shirt, black pants, and sexy designer bag. Seems a little too simple, perhaps, but when I see a girl dressed like that, it leaves a lot to the imagination. She looks like a very elegantly prepared canvas, lovely as she is, but even more ravishing once you add some finishing touches. Don't get me wrong, I don't like boring dressers by any means, but there's a big difference between being a "bore" and then knowing how to rock basics beautifully...

OUT: WILD LOOKING BITCHES / IN: NATURALLY WILD

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with Ke$ha, besides the fact that she has a dollar sign in her name I mean. I heard somewhere that she was in an Ivy league school before becoming a "performer", not sure whether that's more funny or infuriating, but either way it looks like she transferred and went straight to retard school afterwards. What look is she even going for in the flick above? Tribal raver? She didn't even need to flip us the bird, the outfit says "fuck you" in way more ways than her fingers could ever tell. God, I don't even want to imagine what her vagina smells like!

I do love it when women have a natural wildness to them though, it's dormant deep within all of us, but only some can pull that shit off without looking like they literally stumbled out of a jungle onto the street. I used to work with this beautiful Japanese chick Jun, and while most Asian girls have pin-straight hair, hers is this giant curly mass of shiny black locks, sort of like the girl in the photo on the right, but even crazier. Man, how I envy that kind of beautiful juxtaposition! Between stripper-wild and Pocahontas-wild, I'm definitely more into the latter. "

whew ! It makes me feel good to know that I'm not the only one that gets the onion eye effect when people feel the need to wear their whole horrible closet at oncce or wake up , and walk out the house looking like a whole lotta try-hard-wtf . Less is more . & I've said it before but, you cannot fake swag ! If you have a wildness or exoticness to you, a trained eye will know it when they see it. If your wack and tryna look wild , you'll just look like confusion + vomit .