get your nails diiid -dj

one time i was on my way to the nail salon before i went out with this boy and he goes " idk the nails your talking about . the only one i know is french and i'm not even sure what that is . but , as long as your nails don't look like mine i'm fine. "

i get my nails done exactly every 2 weeks , i'm just saying this so show that boys like it when girls keep up with their looks . hair & nails done ? that's a good look . its not necessary as frequent as i do , i just got so use to it . but , don't make me have to write stuff on here like " wash your hair , take more than 1 shower a day & use deodorant " . you should know that already and if you don't wtf is wrong with you ? walkin' around smelling like a hyper active jamaican with a moncler on inside of djumbala with the thermostat all the way turned up &shit .

why walk around looking like you file ya nails with bricks ? get your cuticles oiled and polished . buff your nails , paint them too short's favorite word !

chipped nail paint - do you know how disgusting that looks to boys ? you can fix that yourself , seriously just get the nail polish and stop being a lazy bumb bitch .

plain nails - go ahead and pait your nails clear . so what , its not fancy but its presentable . for all you know , some boys like girls au de natural so go'head !

tips - you must have 7 kids by 6 people and government cheese in your fridge . why are your nails longer than your weave ?! you must have a week's worth o food under them nails . if your gonna get tips , get them a length that you can still wash your cooter correctly with . this is common sense .

GETTING YOUR NAILS DONE & HAVING ONE UNO 1 NAIL A DIFF COLOR - did you pop extacy pills before you went to the nail salon ? tryna be 'different' with this design ? whooooo came up with this shit .

what runs through girl's head with this design tho haha ;

scenario :

girl with stupid nails - * thought bubble * i'm so cool on this bus . wait until i pull out my metro card and people see ONE NAIL with a different design , they're gonna be shocked when they see my middle finger is a different design . mwahahaha >=)

REALITY - byeee bitch ! nobody is fascinated that you put zebra stripes on that ONE NAIL .